1st Diary for me, I plagiarize to analyze
Thu Jan 17, 2008 at 03:51:28 PM PDT
Is this another Candidate pile on diary? Maybe. Or is it just a way for an angry DEM voter who wants to get direct answers about real issues to speak out?
Be still the angry voices of politicians doing the as usual. Seems to be enough hot air out there to launch balloons. What the Candidates don't do to themselves the M$M [DOM] will be happy to help them out.
Last week it was racist v. misogynist with the use of Diebold thrown in for spice. Today I am hearing Pres. Bill Clinton saying in a very hostile tone that he doesn't care about the Mortgage Crisis, but the rules of the game in NV. Damn dumb, doodles 'Cause Sir, I can't eat hope, and I my car doesn't run by putting experience in my Tank.
so, below I am using the slightly adjusted Poem of Eugene Fields "The Duel" to make a point. Guess I'm using it 'cause my G/pa loved it when the family started looking like, well, dysfunctional.
.....The Duel 08 Style.....
........as reported by 'eye' the M$M Pundits
The Bama Dog and the Hillary Cat
Side by side on the table sat.
'Twas half past Debate and what do you think
Nor one, nor t'other had slept a wink.
The old Tweety clock and the Blitzer plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat
['Eye' wasn't there, 'Eye' simply state
What was told to me by the Blitzer plate!]
The Bama Dog went "Bow-wow-wow!",
And the Hillary Cat replied "Meow!"
The air was littered, in an hour or so
With bits of Bama and Hillry-o.
When the old Tweet Clock in the chimney place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always liked a family row!
[Now mind you, "Eye'm" telling you
What the old Tweety Clock declares is true.]
The Blitzer plate looked very blue
And wailed "Oh, dear! What shall we do?"
But the Bama Dog and Hillary cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that
Employing every tooth and claw
in this the awfullest way you ever saw.
And Oh, how the Bama and Hillary flew!
[Don't fancy "Eye" exaggerate!
I got my news from the Blitzer plate.]
Next morning where they had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat,
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole the pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up.
Now what do you think of that?
[The old Tweety clock it told me so
And that is how "Eye" came to know.]
http://www.mtcc.com/...
The Gingham Dog and The Calico Cat
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Keep it up you knuckleheads
You'll turn the Purple States Red
One invoking memories of the dead
And another spouting plans past their prime
Or plans that failed in another Time
Guess I look to number three
Talking sense and reality.
Who at least takes a special pledge
To care for Troops, Vets, those falling off the ledge.