A note to Ann Coulter and the Murtha Swiftboat team [Explicit]

Crossposted at Nitpicker.

Yeah, we saw this bullshit coming.

I've never heard a single liberal preface attacks on Oliver North with a recitation of North's magnificent service as a Marine. And unlike Murtha, who refuses to release his medical records showing he was entitled to his two Purple Hearts, we know what North did. (These Democrat military veterans are hardly shrinking violets when it comes to citing their medals, but they get awfully squeamish when pressed for details.)

We also know what Rep. Randy Cunningham, R-Calif., did to earn his medals. One of only two American Navy aces that the Vietnam War produced, Cunningham shot down five MiGs, three in one day, including a North Vietnamese pilot with 13 American kills. Cunningham never did something as insane as proposing that we withdraw troops in the middle of a war, but this week he did admit to taking bribes.

And yet, no Democrat breathed a word of Cunningham's unquestioned heroism before rushing to denounce him as "the latest example of the culture of corruption" - in the words of Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

Cunningham and North both committed crimes you greasy-haired fucking bone sack. (North was, if you take anything he says at face value, actually a fucking traitor.) Not only did they commit them, but those crimes were, in their own respective ways, directly connected to their service. They tainted not only their own pasts by their actions, but the military service in total. Yes, I give you that they acted heroically at one time, but their slides into disrepute beg the question "What went wrong? How did two former Naval officers decide to spit on everything they once took oaths to uphold?"

All Murtha did was disagree with the President and agree with about 2/3 of the American public and an even larger percent of the Iraqi people. That's not a violation of law, fucktard. Not yet, anyway. What reason would any of your pinheaded flying monkeys have to question his service except the fact that he dared to say that the administration is full of shit? As we've seen, he's not the only one.

Finally, it's not up to you to decide who's "entitled" to Purple Hearts. That's the job of the commanders of the soldier, sailor, airman or Marine involved. I don't know why people let those Swift Boat fuckers get away with smearing John Kerry, but I said when I got back from Afghanistan that the simple response should have been "I BELIEVE THE NAVY!" You may be so dank and broken inside that you really don't believe military leadership when they award medals or say things like "we're going to need more troops," but, again, I believe the Marine Corps, you nasty, horse-faced hatrack of a woman.

Give it a shot. Just try to go after Murtha. He's one tough sonofabitch. He's not going to ignore this bullshit and hope it goes away like Kerry did. He's going to point out that your boys were setting at home on their asses when he went back in the service at the age of 34 and went to war. He's got the experience, he's got a real plan and he makes your pals look like the limpdicked chickenhawks they are. So go ahead. Bring it fucking on.